October 31, 2004

i fucking hate sake
last night i hosted my very first halloween costume party. i must have had atleast twenty people in my house. and lost of food which i didn't eat. and lots of drinks which i had plenty of. first half of the evening, i didn't have a drink. the first half of the second half is a different story. kat came with sake. and riss came wanting shots. so we did shots of sake and used vodka and juice as my chaser. as a result, i bailed on my own party and ended up in my bedroom and i don't know how. the last thing i remember was playing kings with a priest (andrew), an inbred (sol), death (mike j.), and a hot nurse/elle driver (riss). i remember getting up from my seat, to the bathroom, threw up, left the bathroom then back to my seat. five seconds after i got up again, to the bathroom, threw up, and then next thing i know i'm in my bed and luke's shaking me and asking me if i'm ok. i dont think i responded. and then i woke up this morning at seven, wanting to empty my insides all over again. here are other things i vaguely remember from last night:

1. taking tony's car for a ride to stop and shop with riss. on our way back i couldn't find the reverse. riss and i kept on trying and trying but just kept on ending up on first gear.

me: it's still on fucking first
riss: how do u know?
me: see? (i hit the gas) we're moving forward.
riss: hmmm... maybe we're just moving a little bit forward and then it'll go backwards? try again
me: (i switch to first gear and hit the gas) nope, not doing it.
riss: ok so maybe just keep on going forward and we can use that to propel us backwards?
(both of us cracking up)
riss: ok fuck this, do you want me to push? i'll push. put it in neutral and i'll push us backwards

2. i changed from my bubblegum girl outfit to my disheveled schoolgirl outfit so that kat can wear my costume to another party.

3. walking into stop and shop with riss. i live in the bundoks which means the chances of there being another asian chic walking around stop and shop besides me is like slim to none. so, imagine the looks we got when we walked in there, riss in her nurse costume and me in my disheveled schoolgirls outfit. we may have made headlines on the town newspaper the next day. 4. kat showing up with an identical costume as what i had on except she was supposed to be jem and i was supposed to be bubblegum girl. it was pretty hilarious coz she couldn't believe that i still ended up wearing what i was wearing even after she posted on her blog what she was planning on dressing up as on halloween. in my own defense, i have no idea who or what the hell jem was. i'll post a pic of us on here but i'm an idiot and left my camera's battery charger in queens so i'll depend on kat to post a pic from her camera.

5. reena and mike j. totally lied to me, in reena's own words. i dont know why that's neccessary. i really don't care why they were running late i just wanted to make sure that they had directions and know how to get to my place.


6. riss giving me a pair of superman undies. my friend thought it was going to be my third costume of the night. which reminds me, where the hell did i put it? hmm...

7. my friend's costumes: mike the cowboy, p-ann the cowgirl, todd the army guy, jen the princess, ria the gypsie, dana the lawyer, lauren the baking instructor, rob the cripple (he really is since he broke his leg), andrew the priest, kat as jem, reena, trish and rol in the pj's, sol and cisco as inbreds from nebraska, tony the ups guy, george as a vampire, mark as an inmate, tiny with her leis, and of course angelina and faith as the cutest angels ever!

hmmm… that’s a pretty short list. must be coz I passed out at like 10 pm. i hate the fact that i missed out on my favorite part of the party – talking smack with everyone about everybody. after hearing from lj the kind of conversations that occurred in my unconsciousness, i swore that i would never ever have sake again.

it has been confirmed that i am a mean drunk. riss and lj said so, and i must say they are right. it’s not something i’ll deny but i get really pissy when i’m drunk.

lj: so you know when you’re drunk your dominant personality comes out.
me: i know
lj: so that means you’re really a mean person
me: like you didn’t know that already.

lj puts up with me though. as much of a pain in the ass he is sometimes, he knows me pretty well and can pretty much tolerate my many flaws, being mean is one of them. so, he's aight.

one last note about last night. when i started writing this post, i had no idea how i got from the bathroom to the bedroom upstairs. but after talking to lj i found out that my dog, tiny, took me upstairs. i thought at first when he told me this that he was kidding but apparently he’s not. he said he saw me walk by them holding on to tiny and we walked upstairs together. and tiny stayed upstairs with me for a bit then she went back downstairs. now, he could still be kidding but i don’t care. i love that dog….

Comments:

i still think you should've left your 'bubblegum girl aka jem' costume on. we could've been twins for the night! hahahh.... hey at least we both know we have great taste!

# posted by  kat : November 01, 2004 4:24 PM

 

Just to clarify, Roland and I were sleepwalkers, hence the pajamas and pillows. :)

# posted by  Patricia : November 01, 2004 7:28 PM

 

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